Last night I had one of the strangest, most vivid dreams in a good long while. No idea where it came from unless it stems from the countless hours I spend on Hulu.
I was visiting my mom's house. I walk out on the back deck because Mom is grilling steaks. And who is sitting at her picnic table? Why, it's Tina Fey and a man.
Mom: Kasey! What are you doing here?
Me: Why, I was just thinking about how much I missed you. What the hell? You know Tina Fey?
Mom: Oh, yeah, we go way back. She is a huge fan of my cooking at the hospital.
Me: I LOVE Tina Fey! (a little too loud)
The people at the picnic table turn to look at me and I see that the other person is Ryan Reynolds.
Tina Fey: A fan! I love to meet fans!
Ryan Reynolds: Yeah, fans are okay I guess.
I the told them both how much I love them and think they are hilarious. And of course I let Ryan know that Definitely, Maybe is one of my favorite movies. We talk, I congratulate him on his recent marriage to Scarlett Johannson he says "Whatever."
Then Tina Fey and I start conversing. I tell her how hilarious her Sarah Palin is. She tells me that she feels bad about making fun of her so much but that it is just so easy. We then get on the subject of 30 Rock. And how if I am a fan, I must just love the show. Then I sheepishly admit that I have never seen a single episode of it. She gets upset and I have to convince her that she is not unappreciated and that she does have a fan base, even if they have never seen 30 Rock before. Then I took her for a four-wheeler ride back in the woods.
I woke up this morning racked with guilt and a burning desire to watch 30 Rock.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
The Cincinnati Bengals
I am from a few counties over from Cincinnati. And I love my Bengals but it is mainly hometown pride because I realize how awful they are. Therefore, I thought these were hiliarious and wanted to share them with everyone.
Ohio Law: The Ohio State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Cincinnati.
For the first offense, they give you two Cincinnati Bengals tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Cincinnati Bengals
Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
Q. How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengals out of your yard?
A. Put up goal post.
Q. Where do you go in Cincinnati in case of a tornado?
A. To Cincinnati Bengals Stadium-they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengals player with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do the Bengals and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
Hahahahaha!
Ohio Law: The Ohio State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Cincinnati.
For the first offense, they give you two Cincinnati Bengals tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Cincinnati Bengals
Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
Q. How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengals out of your yard?
A. Put up goal post.
Q. Where do you go in Cincinnati in case of a tornado?
A. To Cincinnati Bengals Stadium-they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengals player with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do the Bengals and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
Hahahahaha!
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
Twilight: The Movie
Twilight in HD
I know I should be posting things with substances, such as Army experiences or even my thoughts on the election, but I would rather post about the childish joy I am feeling about this movie, lol. I am such a nerd.
I know I should be posting things with substances, such as Army experiences or even my thoughts on the election, but I would rather post about the childish joy I am feeling about this movie, lol. I am such a nerd.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Fun Filled Morning
So, yeah. This morning was great. Wonderful. The best morning I had in forever.
Okay, so that is a lie. It is only 9:45 and it has been crap in a sack.
First, Abby woke up at 6 AM. So Stu and I laid in bed and listened to her whine for about a half hour before I finally gave up and got her up. I thought maybe that she has pooped but as it turns out, she was barely even wet and just felt like being ornery. Her sleeping through the night is hit or miss and last night was a HUGE miss. Like not even close to the target miss. Like hitting the person sitting at the bar on the other side of the room with a dart miss.
Not even 5 minutes after I got up with Abs, she started yelling and screaming at the top of her lungs while tearing everything down off of the end table. After a cup bounced across the hardwood floors, Charlie started screaming.
Yay.
And then Stuart comes storming out. "Bleep, bleep, bleep, DUI, bleep, recall formation, bleep, bleep." I would translate, but I will spare your delicate ears. Let's just say that some douche got a DUI last night and Stu had to go to a recall formation. In Class A's. In a nice annoying light rain.
And as if it couldn't get any better, we laid Charlie back down because he wouldn't stop crying. After about 45 minutes of light crying and whining in his room, just as Stuart is walking about the door, I go to let Charlie out of his room.
Dun dun duuuunnnnn!
He locked himself in.
That's right folks! My 2 year old locked himself in his room with the hinges on the inside.
After a call to the emergency maintenance line, we find out that they are over 45 minutes to an hour away. So I trek across the courtyard to wake up my neighbors and ask for a tiny screwdriver to just unlock the door myself. After letting Charlie out, I get another call from maintenance telling that that there is just nothing they can do for an hour or so. Good thing I got him out myself. So thanks for nothing EMERGENCY maintenance line.
So now here I sit, getting hounded by texts from my other neighbor who is trying to justify her inexcusable behaviour as of late. I am ready to just go back to bed.
Okay, so that is a lie. It is only 9:45 and it has been crap in a sack.
First, Abby woke up at 6 AM. So Stu and I laid in bed and listened to her whine for about a half hour before I finally gave up and got her up. I thought maybe that she has pooped but as it turns out, she was barely even wet and just felt like being ornery. Her sleeping through the night is hit or miss and last night was a HUGE miss. Like not even close to the target miss. Like hitting the person sitting at the bar on the other side of the room with a dart miss.
Not even 5 minutes after I got up with Abs, she started yelling and screaming at the top of her lungs while tearing everything down off of the end table. After a cup bounced across the hardwood floors, Charlie started screaming.
Yay.
And then Stuart comes storming out. "Bleep, bleep, bleep, DUI, bleep, recall formation, bleep, bleep." I would translate, but I will spare your delicate ears. Let's just say that some douche got a DUI last night and Stu had to go to a recall formation. In Class A's. In a nice annoying light rain.
And as if it couldn't get any better, we laid Charlie back down because he wouldn't stop crying. After about 45 minutes of light crying and whining in his room, just as Stuart is walking about the door, I go to let Charlie out of his room.
Dun dun duuuunnnnn!
He locked himself in.
That's right folks! My 2 year old locked himself in his room with the hinges on the inside.
After a call to the emergency maintenance line, we find out that they are over 45 minutes to an hour away. So I trek across the courtyard to wake up my neighbors and ask for a tiny screwdriver to just unlock the door myself. After letting Charlie out, I get another call from maintenance telling that that there is just nothing they can do for an hour or so. Good thing I got him out myself. So thanks for nothing EMERGENCY maintenance line.
So now here I sit, getting hounded by texts from my other neighbor who is trying to justify her inexcusable behaviour as of late. I am ready to just go back to bed.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Paramore Rocks My Socks
I have a new (to me) band that I have become obsessed with.
Paramore totally rocks my socks and both of their CDs are great.
"That's What You Get" on the Riot album and "My Heart" on the All We Know Is Falling album are my favorites. And I will get to enjoy two new songs from them when the Twilight Soundtrack comes out November 4th.
Halley Williams, the lead singer, has an amazing voice and it blows my mind that she is only 19 years old. The whole band is just really great, I enjoy them a lot. Even if it is 'whiny chick rocker music' as my husband calls it. At least now he will get a break from all the Blue October I have been blasting around the house lately.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Abs is standing unassisted!
As of this afternoon, Abby started standing up completely on her own.
She will sqat and then push her legs up into a standing position without holding on to anything. She is still really wobbly, but she is getting the hang of it!
I think walking may not be too far behind.
She will sqat and then push her legs up into a standing position without holding on to anything. She is still really wobbly, but she is getting the hang of it!
I think walking may not be too far behind.
Monday, October 06, 2008
Extreme Makeover: Blog Edition - Part Deux
So, I re-did my blog. Again.
I gotta tell you, it was making my head hurt. There was crap everywhere and it was so cluttered. How did you guys even stand to visit?
So I am taking a minimalistic approach and going back to the two column layout. And LeeLou blogs had this kick ass argyle layout that I just loved. It totally called to the nerd in me. ♥
I gotta tell you, it was making my head hurt. There was crap everywhere and it was so cluttered. How did you guys even stand to visit?
So I am taking a minimalistic approach and going back to the two column layout. And LeeLou blogs had this kick ass argyle layout that I just loved. It totally called to the nerd in me. ♥
More corny air punching
Remember this post about getting on the wait list for a bigger house?
We got our address and our move-in date!! It is still awhile from now, but by golly, I'll take it!
We drove by and saw our house and it looks great. Great condition on the outside and in a great location!
We are going this weekend to get a storage space. We have to move ourselves and they are giving us 5-7 days to do it. We plan on packing a lot of stuff into the storage area so we don't have to rush everything from house to house. I think this will be the best way, especially with two little kids hanging around.
I can't wait!!!
We got our address and our move-in date!! It is still awhile from now, but by golly, I'll take it!
We drove by and saw our house and it looks great. Great condition on the outside and in a great location!
We are going this weekend to get a storage space. We have to move ourselves and they are giving us 5-7 days to do it. We plan on packing a lot of stuff into the storage area so we don't have to rush everything from house to house. I think this will be the best way, especially with two little kids hanging around.
I can't wait!!!
Thursday, October 02, 2008
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